The Sandman and Subject Line Sagas present ...  

It's a tale of greed ...

... cloning ...

... bizarre sexual practices and ...

... er ...

bagpipes.

Brought to you by those wonderful folks at the Subject Line Sandbox and the Subject Line Sandpit, this is the very first of a series of sagas, each adapted from a month's worth of crap email subject lines.

This one's a collector's item. So collect it, already!

 
The Bagpipe Saga
 
 

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